What Am I?

The third graders are working on making inferences. What do YOU think this riddle poem is about?

Fitting In

I fit inside your door just right
wherever you reside.
But put me in your neighbor's door
and you'll still be outside.

There's just one hole that I fit in
made specially for me.
There's just one door, one safe,
one skate and one locked diary,

which makes me feel real special.
like I am one of a kind.
Of course, sometimes folks copy me
in case I'm hard to find.

I share a ring with others
of my type; I'm rarely single.
But that's okay 'cause when we
touch each other, then we jingle.

WHAT AM I?
(C) 1998, Arden Davidson

21 Card Flickr - Room 7

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Jello is a cube; it's colorful; it's kind of hard and squishy. It's delicious. Then one day, it drank a magic potion and turned into a really fast, very strong, giant monster, and tried to eat me.

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But I ran away from the monster ... but my friend didn't. But once I turned around, the whole city was gone. Right on the tail of the monster was my dog, trying to gobble up the jello.

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Then I saw a dog trying to eat out of a trumpet, because it likes what's inside of it.

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Then Harry Potter saw the dog trying to eat out of the trumpet and put a spell on it to eat the jello monster.

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Then a pumpkin monster was eating the dog eating the jello.

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Above is the battleground they were fighting on; the dog stubbed his toe on a rock, and the jello monster started to dissolve.

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All of a sudden, a giant bird came in and helped the jello stop dissolving; the jello then ate it.

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The jello monster then made his way to New York City and destroyed all of Manhattan and parts of Brooklyn. Then a skyscraper fell on him, and he was no more.

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Then the Boston Bruins arrived in New York to see the destruction. Then a giant bear came and ate them. The bear barfed them all up.

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Then the giant flower that the Bruins thought was beautiful; they slept in it, and then ... it was death by poison ivy flower.

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Then the dog from the beehive was collecting pollen from the flower; the queen was angry at him because he stole a piece of honey and brought it to his emperor dog.

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Then a rabbit destroyed both nests. To make an escape, he dug a hole to the center of the earth.

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Then a baby bulldog was born and it was mad that it wasn't a golden retriever, so it waddled its baby feet over to the jello monster's brother. Then they teamed up together. Their names were Jello Monster II and Angry Pug Baby.

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Then a ninja dog tried to defeat the Angry Pug Baby and Jello Monster II. It did, because he used a super magical karate chop to chop their heads off. Then he ate their eyeballs.

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And then he decided to join the evil squad of dogs. They went up against the evil squad of cats. They had a pet fight.

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The king dog went up to the king cat and ate it. Then he lied down to digest it.

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Then a panda came up out of nowhere and saw the cat beating up the dogs. Since the panda likes dogs, he ate the cat's head off. Then the cat surprisingly said, "This place is awful; let's get out of here."

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The devil puppy had a cheese magnet; it was going to eliminate all the cheese in the world. Then everyone panicked. Finally, there was cats in a hot air balloon, and they squished the puppy. After that, he chose to not come back.

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After the puppy got squished, a guy started playing the guitar to make all the cheese come back. The puppy got unsquished. After that, the guy started smashing the guitar all around the place and killed a cat by accident.

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Warriors from out of space saw this evil robot guy and had to defeat him because he had planted a nuke in the earth. Then they all blew up and died.





Once there was an ocean with dolphins; the first one was named Taco. One day, the other dolphins were jumping on him. They told his mom, Mr. T., to get tacos. Taco came in and jumped all over them. They decided to go upstairs and watch Oprah. It took a turn for the worse, so they went downstairs to see their dad. The end.

Night and Day

I read The Dark by Lemony Snicket to Grade 1. It's on a lot of Caldecott-buzz lists, and is illustrated by Jon Klassen, who received both the official Caldecott AND an Honor this year.

After discussing why some of us are afraid of the dark, we agreed that our imaginations are usually much worse than anything that might actually befall us ... except for one boy who hurt himself while crossing a room in the dark after his mom had rearranged the furniture.

Then we talked about the differences between the sky during the day and at night. Here are some of the students' illustrations:

National Spelling Bee - Who Won? [Secret Contest Alert!]

The finals of the National Spelling Bee are appointment television for me and my friends ... the 2013 contest airs tonight on ESPN at 8 p.m. It's been bumped up from ESPN2!

Anyone who leaves a note in my mailbox by Thursday, 6/20, with the name of the winner gets to pick a free book from the donation box.

Fun fact from their web site: XANTHOPHYLL is the word Laura Ingalls Wilder misspelled in an 1880s community spelling match. Read more about it in Little House on the Prairie.

And one of my favorite clips from a past contest:

Dictionary Kites

Second graders have been working on their dictionary skills, including alphabetization and guide words. They put these skills to work creating dictionary kites - the body includes a word, its definition, and an illustration; the tail includes the page number, guide words, and part of speech.