Someone (me) forgot that Ms. Veyera's class was ahead of the other 3rd grades and didn't prep the Fibbonaci poetry lesson that was supposed to be today. (It's a fun lesson! Look for a post in a couple of weeks.) The kids asked if we could write another "Fortunately / Unfortunately" story. So we did. You may notice some themes with this class...
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Unfortunately, he was the only person at the party.
Fortunately, it was actually a surprise party.
Unfortunately, it started raining sharks.
Fortunately, they had a machine to turn the sharks into kittens.
Unfortunately, the kittens scratched everyone and ruined their clothes.
Fortunately, they had a bunch of rooms and clothes and went into the new clothes.
Unfortunately, the man also turned into a cat.
Fortunately, he was able to speak human.
Unfortunately, there was no way to turn him back.
Fortunately, there were so many kittens on the roof that it broke (which was unfortunate), but then everyone was able to get a free kitten.
Unfortunately, a meteor came down and destroyed all the kittens.
Fortunately, the kittens came back to life as angels.
Unfortunately, it started raining acid.
Fortunately, it was only in one spot, and they had a pool that was made to have acid in it.
Unfortunately, it wouldn't stop raining and the ground got super full and couldn't absorb any more water.
Fortunately, Maleficent comes and fixes everything, and everyone is back to human again.
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Unfortunately, there was also a bunch of lava and the snow and the lava turned into acid.
Fortunately, there was a way to stop it.
Unfortunately, Godzilla destroyed everything.
Fortunately, people could pick up the acid into buckets.
Unfortunately, they thought that it was juice and drank it.
Fortunately, Godzilla doesn't destroy anything else because the people were all dead.
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Unfortunately, on the way, the guy's car broke down.
Fortunately, a famous star in a limo came along and picked him up.
Unfortunately, when he got the store, he picked out all the cards for the people he was going to give them to, and the cards tried to eat him.
Fortunately, he ran away from the cards and told the cashier to lock the shop up.
Unfortunately, none of them were wearing masks, including the cards, and they got sick.
Fortunately, he made his own cards at home.
Unfortunately, the paper cards turned into origami monsters and tried to eat him.
Fortunately, the limo star came to visit and the limo ran over all the cards.
Unfortunately, there was a flood that washed everything away.
Fortunately, the flood stopped because everyone kept picking up the water in buckets and throwing it off a cliff. They ended up making a lake.
Unfortunately, it started raining lava.
Fortunately, his wife turned into a giant monster and defeated the lava. He also turned into a monster, and they had a nice Valentine's Day.
And from A.C. at the very end:
One day a man was on his way home.
Unfortunately, it started snowing.
Fortunately, the snow stopped.
Unfortunately, when he got home, there was a bunch of snow that was blocking the door.
Fortunately, he found something that could heat it up.
Unfortunately, when he got inside, snow had broken through some windows, and there was broken glass and water all over the floor.
Fortunately, he had a heater in his house to make everything go away.
Unfortunately, all the warmth got cold from the snow.
Fortunately, he found some more things that were still hot, and he had a microwave to heat everything up.
Unfortunately, the roof was piling up so much, that the roof started to break.
Fortunately, a superhero stopped the house from breaking.
Unfortunately, it was too much, and the roof broke, and everything was hard for them again.
